Thursday, November 8, 2007

Hello Dolly! Lifeless Lolitas Leap into Japan’s Dating Scene

Creepy single men have discovered the Holy Grail of love in Japan—life-sized dolls! And we're not just talking about your average Betty-blow-up doll here. These are anatomically-correct dolly soul mates! According to Reuters, the silicon seductresses were originally marketed towards individuals with special needs in order to aid in the pleasure department, but they soon caught the fancy of many single Japanese men. The Oriental Industry Co. has now patented nine doll designs in order to meet the demands of their largest market—disturbed middle-aged men who pay up to$5500 USD a pop. Barbie, watch out girl!
Sure, these lifeless lovers don't eat, speak, or even breath for that matter, but they do possess one unbeatable quality: unconditional love. Take it from serial dolly dater, Ta-Bo, who swears by his five prosthetic lovers: "A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those [things]." Shucks, now that is love. (Or at least a very sick, twisted, and pathetic version of it!)


Anonymous said...

Whoa...are people really that hard up for a good date. This is utterly ridiculous-at least so I think. And at nearly $6,000 a pop, ain't no woman worth that amount of money...especially not a real one. LOL.
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DaisyDeadhead said...

GOD this is so GROSS!!!! :P

--Bamboo Blitz-- said...

I know! It's downright DISTURBING! I actually watched this news program devoted to these dolls and many of the men that collected them were extremely misogynistic to the point of sociopathy...

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I used to friggin love this game as a kid!! You have to play at least one game!