Creepy single men have discovered the Holy Grail of love in Japan—life-sized dolls! And we're not just talking about your average Betty-blow-up doll here. These are anatomically-correct dolly soul mates! According to Reuters, the silicon seductresses were originally marketed towards individuals with special needs in order to aid in the pleasure department, but they soon caught the fancy of many single Japanese men. The Oriental Industry Co. has now patented nine doll designs in order to meet the demands of their largest market—disturbed middle-aged men who pay up to$5500 USD a pop. Barbie, watch out girl!