bleph·a·ro·plas·ty (blěf'ər-ə-plās'tē): n. Plastic surgery of the eyelids.
Are you of Asian descent and sick and tired of those non-existent eyelids? Do you waste hundreds of dollars a year buying the latest designer eyeliners and eyeshadows in hopes of enlarging those invisible eyes? Well, today's your lucky day! As you will see in the testimonial video above, this beautiful young woman has taken the appropriate steps to beautify her once, squinty eyelids. The procedure is called "Asian eyelid surgery" or "Asian blepharoplasty surgery" and it has changed the lives of thousands of Asian people worldwide. Don't miss your opportunity to permanently fix your Asian lids! Remember, you only have one chance to make a lasting first impression!
2 comments:
BLEPH!
Frikkin' horrible!!! Had no idea there was even such a thing. Next, these f@#king "doctors" be tempting bald guys like me with the scalps of third-world orphans.
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